Contact Paul
For complaints and faint praise - please email Paul at parryphernalia (at) btinternet.com. [Do replace the (at) with an @ or else it will ping back to you, and you will feel small and unintelligent.]
Also I’m on Twitter, you can follow me at @parryphernalia or @literallytsar for the literally stuff. Marvellous.
I also have a telephone number, but I’m buggered if I’m going to put that on here. I get enough calls from people offering me loans and phone upgrades already.

