My fingers in many pies… (Literally)
Tonight again I had my fingers in many pies. This time literally.
Horrible photos of the curious occasion I grabbed a small packet of pork pies out of the fridge, forcing my fingers into their stodgy greasy cold centres to show I literally had my fingers in many pies. It was not very nice. It was weirder still when I had to take photos with the other non-pie-fingered hand, and yet weirder still when I could see one of my neighbours looking out of their kitchen window, and into my kitchen window, enacting some sort of Edward Pie-Hands film.
It turns out that it is hard to wave and look nonchalant with a camera in one hand, and pies stuck to all the fingers of the other hand.
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